September 13

This patio is going to destroy me. I was positive I’d be sitting out by the fire pit tonight, sipping a bourbon. But it took me about four hours longer than expected to pour and activate the polymeric sand, only to find that 25% of the joints I filled were empty by the time I was done. Apparently this broom is not an ideal tool for this job. I have a secret: This broom is not an ideal tool for ANY job. I plan to throw it into an active volcano the first chance I get. I have torn up both thumbs trying to sweep with it. But… next weekend has to be the end. I only have 25% of the joints to refill, the edging to backfill, and the furniture to move. I bought my “you finally finished this insane project” gift for myself and it arrived, but now I have to wait another week to use them. What are they? You’ll see.