May 26

We ate sooo much food today. Eight people ate ten sausages, eight cheeseburgers, four hot dogs, 85% of a cake, six brownies, coleslaw, macaroni salad, and half a bag of potato chips, not to mention six cans of beer and four liters of soda. What the hell? No one should eat anything else for at least three days. We ended the day with Kids Against Maturity, where Robin learned what hemorrhoids are, hooray. Could not ask for more. Maybe less, really. Grateful nonetheless.